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Miscellaneous | Random shit

3 Things People Who Served In The Military Do That Make Them Look Like Tools

While it’s great to be proud of one’s service, it’s also the mark of a huge tool bag if he is unable to talk about anything but his time in the belly of the beast.

Entertainment | Humor

NRA - Sunday with Lubach

There's something going on in the world. A situation we cannot ignore any longer and we need to address it. Say nay to NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction). Fro...

Entertainment | Humor

Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics)

A clip from the movie Kondaveeti Donga featuring Tollywood (movies shot in the Telegu language, second to Bollywood in terms of popularity in India) star Chi...

Sports | Cycling

California Girls: Tanlines

The third short from "California Girls," now touring with the Bicycle Film Festival. While Chrissy Crane is in Italy, Jackie Wolfe tries to hang with Kymmy D...

Entertainment | Humor

Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.

Family & Parenting | Kids

22 Hilarious Jokes for Kids

Encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents.

Humor | Funny Stuff

If Your Boss Was A Cat

Cats are magnificent animals. They are smart, curious and independent. Maybe these qualities helped The Business Cat to reach business heights.

Entertainment | Humor

MAD Magazine presents "Gall in the Family Fare"

In the early '70s, Mad Magazine did their parody on the show "All in the Family" calling it "Gall in the Family Fare". At one point, they recorded an audio v...

Entertainment | Humor

A Hilarious Look At the 10 Most White Trash Cities in California

A video summary of the places in California that are perfect for White trash to call home.

Entertainment | Humor

How I Turned the News About Police Shooting Unarmed Minorities into an Unsuccessful Petition for a Black Spider-Man Movie

I knew I’d face a lot of adversity if I took a stance. I took comfort in the words of Ben Parker: “With great power comes great responsibility.”

News | Interesting Stuff

Florida Girls Are Pissed That Hipsters Stole LaCroix from Them - Broadly

"Stop appropriating my Fort Lauderdale slut water!" said one native who has drank the sparkling water since the mid-2000s.

Pets & Animals | Animals

Stubborn vocal cat refuses to go inside

Timo must be hanging out with some huskies lately because that is one stubborn cat! Just listen!

Entertainment | Humor

Another Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox

Dear Donald Trump: Here's a friendly reminder from Vicente Fox that Mexico will not pay for your wall. SUBSCRIBE for NEW VIDEOS EVERY DAY - http://sprdlx.co/...

Pets & Animals | Animals

Grumpy cat scolds raccoon for stealing cat food [Video]

This plotting raccoon thought he could grab a few bites of cat food while no one was looking, but not under this grumpy cat's watch! After a few smacks to the face and much to the angry cat's surprise, the mischievous outsider remains unphased and continu

Health & Fitness | Psychology!

10+ Hilarious Comics For Socially Awkward People

The hilarious webcomics mostly revolve around one nerdy girl who always picks the worst words for conversations. Her everyday struggles include her love life, her career, and other common themes.

Entertainment | Humor

GG Allin Impersonator Booed Offstage for Having Adequately Sized Penis

The debut performance of GG Allin tribute act Assface was cut short when fans jeered at frontman Kevin McGowan’s average-sized penis.

Family & Parenting | Kids

10 Reasons You Can’t Stand Caillou

If you're in the majority of adults annoyed by Caillou, we're willing to bet one of these 10 reasons is why.

Humor | Humor

Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Exhilarated for every minute of his multiday binge, local man Todd Caramanica told reporters Thursday that his relapse into crippling alcoholism has been the greatest week of his life.

Pets & Animals | Animals

Squirrel served daily ice cream mini-cones at North Carolina shop

A North Carolina squirrel is living the dream: two special mini cones of ice cream per day served up by her human friends.Putter the squirrel lives in a tree above Fantasy Isle Ice Cream and Mini Golf in Holden Beach and has gotten quite comfo

Sports | Cycling

The Lego Bike Shop

When you live in the LEGO world, your hopes and dreams for advanced bike technology are probably going to be a bust. Forget the 1x11 and aggressive geo, you'...

Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY

21 excuses that only work in New York

New Yorkers may have a reputation for being rude, but the fact is we follow a completely different set of rules. While we might seem like flakes, there's just a

Pets & Animals | I Love Dogs

Owner gives adorable 3-legged dog cartoon arms on Instagram

Bradley the dog may only have three legs, but his humans have turned his missing limb into an adorable personality trait thanks to some some funny doodles.

Entertainment | Humor

Jonah Ray Heads to Boston in the First Episode of ‘Hidden America’

Today's a big day for early series premieres -- first IFC uploaded the season 5 Comedy Bang! Bang! premiere a week early, and now Seeso has released the first episode of Jonah Ray's travel show parody Hidden America ahead of its debut next Thurs

Humor | Humor

The internet needed a Photoshop battle to make sense of Trump sitting in an 18-wheeler

If a photo of Trump in a truck hits the internet, a Photoshop battle will inevitably ensue. And it did. Right here.

Humor | Humor

23 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Parking Lots

"My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joe's parking lot."..

Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY

17 things all New Yorkers can agree on

New Yorkers speak different languages, wear different styles and live in many different kinds of neighborhoods, but there's still some things we all find c

Music | Music

One Guy Responsible for 90% of Venue’s New Rules

Nearly all of the rules at one local venue were created in direct response to the actions of one individual over the last decade.

Sports | Cycling

Biketown YYJ

Biketown is a celebration of cycling in Victoria, BC. A parody of Downtown by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Biketown features the people and places that make Vict...

Entertainment | Humor

The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words

The whole world was watching for the inauguration of the 45th president of the United States: Donald J. Trump. Because we realize it's better for us to get a...

Entertainment | Humor

Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'

CHARLOTTE, NC—With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in

Family & Parenting | Kids

Dear Toddler, I Love You, But You Need To Chill - Close to Classy

I love you, but I can’t peel you off one more floor, or haul you out of another restaurant screaming and crying because your juice was too juicy.

Humor | Funny Stuff

The Joker's Still Getting Away… Celebrating 50 Years of 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells'

Why did “Jingle Bells” get this particular spoof? Spike Jones’s uptempo romp, Yogi Yorgesson (“Yingle Bells“), and the Three Stooges (“Jingle Bells Drag“) showed that “Jingle Bells” could be played for broader comedic effect. As writer R

Entertainment | Humor

Vitas - 7th Element (2002) :D

Advertising space in the description: CorrectGood11@gmail.com CHANDRA BRAMBRA CHANDRA CHANDRA BENDRAM... OOOOOOO, CHANDRA BRAMBRA CHANDRA CHANDRA BENDRAM... ...

Humor | Humor

Cubs Fan Ready To Get Completely Drunk Again On Only 2 Days’ Rest - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

The Onion, America's Finest News Source.

Music | Music

Keith Morris Talks “My Damage”

Keith Morris and Chuck Dukowski at FLAG’s maiden show. Photo by Bob Lee. In the months since its release, Keith Morris’ My Damage, written with Jim Ruland, has emerged as one of the mos…

Sports | Snowboarding/Skiing

Washington, TC - A Film by LINE Traveling Circus

The LINE TRAVELING CIRCUS has returned for its Ninth Season with WASHINGTON TC. There’s no debate – this film will be a tremendous success. In what may be th...

Entertainment | Humor

Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S. - The New Yorker

“The Cong were after me,” Donald Trump said, “and then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.”

Entertainment | Humor

LuckyTV: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton "Time of my Life" (Official)

See more clips: Trump & Hillary - Seperate Lives - https://youtu.be/Zh065lbtZyM Trump & Hillary - Up Where We Belong https://youtu.be/QkjJt2UbGOM For more cl...

News | Interesting Stories

'Shark stepping on a Lego' photo goes viral; here's the real story

A toothy tweet takes a bite out of social media, but did you know the photo was taken by a shark-attack survivor?

Miscellaneous | The Hometown

Bill Hader explains how he and Fred Armisen came up with ‘The Californians’

They, like us, are obsessed with LA driving directions

Music | Music

Butt Trumpet LIVE May 5, 1993 - TWO songs!

BUTT TRUMPET LIVE - "DICKtatorship" and "Material" from the Coconut Teaszer in Hollywood, CA, on May 5, 1993 (Bianca's birthday). FEATURING "FLAMING DICK MIK...

Entertainment | Humor

One more take on free speech and quarterbacks

He fired a shot across the bow of the privileged majority and now the glaring red rockets of reactionary defensiveness are bursting around him. This is especially true on the social media pages where the patrio-maniacs post excessively punctuated argument

Sports | Cycling

The 50to01 Story

A fun tribute to on any sunday, featuring all the boys in whistler.

Politics | Politics

'Taco trucks on every corner' sounds like the greatest campaign promise since Herbert Hoover

If Hillary Clinton doesn't run a campaign ad by next week promising a taco truck on every corner, she's really missed an opportunity.

Business & Finance | Careers & The Workplace

Guy Documents His First Week Of Work At Target, And It Couldn’t Get More Hilarious

If you thought that working at a retail store is boring, we've got news for you. Well, actually Tumblr user kimpossibooty does. He recently uploaded a very detailed and hilarious story about his first week working at Target, and it is pure gold.

Entertainment | Humor

Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump - The New Yorker

The President bristled at the suggestion that paying Mexico to keep Trump was “reverse ransom” and an extravagant use of taxpayer money.

Entertainment | Humor

Nation Outraged After Punk Refuses to Stand for Pennywise's 'Bro Hymn'

19-year-old punk Macy Sanders spurred outrage when she reportedly refused to stand during Pennywise’s performance of fan favorite “Bro Hymn.”

Entertainment | Humor

Korean Girls Try American BBQ

Korean girls try pulled pork, brisket and American style pork ribs for the first time. Help others learn about American BBQ by sharing this video. Let us kno...

Entertainment | Humor

The Vacant Lot - Blinded By The Light

The Vacant Lot comedy troupe sing their versions of the famous Bruce Springsteen/ Manfred Mann song!

Entertainment | Humor

Mexican People Try Taco Bell For The First Time

“It’s an explosion of flavor!” Check out more awesome videos at BuzzFeedVideo! http://bit.ly/YTbuzzfeedvideo Hacer El Plan Licensed via Warner Chappell Produ...

Pets & Animals | Animals

Cat bullies man out of living room - Holy Kaw!

You can take the cat out of the street, but you can’t take the street out of the cat. Watch as this formerly-stray cat bullies a man out of its living room.

Entertainment | Trailers, Videos & Clips

Watchmen Gets An Honest Trailer

The folks over at Screen Junkies have crafted an Honest Trailer for Watchmen, which...well, it's [...]

Entertainment | Entertain Me

9 Disgusting Moments from Ren and Stimpy (Pictures)

In a way, gross moments are what made Ren & Stimpy the show that it was. When you tuned in to the Nick TV show, you pretty much expected disgusting Ren and Stimpy vis...

Sports | Cycling

I Am A Cyclist, And I Am Here To Fuck You Up

It is morning. You are slow-rolling off the exit ramp, nearing the end of the long-ass commute from your suburban enclav…

Humor | Funny Stuff

Mtn Dew Kickstart: Puppymonkeybaby | Super Bowl Spot

When three friends decide to stay home for the night, a surprise visitor arrives with MTN DEW Kickstart on a mission to change their minds. #puppymonkeybaby ...

Humor | Humor

Colbert hilariously skewers Ted Cruz over 'Basketball Ring'

Ted Cruz's "basketball ring" comment was the ultimate alley-oop for late night comedy. Stephen Colbert had a great time laughing at the gaff.

Humor | oh the humanity....

Pickle Wizard

Pickle Wizard Want To Mess With Someone's Mind?Mail Them Pickles!!! If you're here, odds are a pickle has been bestowed upon you

Sports | Cycling

Dumbing Down the Shore

Wade Simmons finally speaks out on what he calls the

Entertainment | Entertainment

Tall People Problems

#tallpeopleproblems

Humor | oh the humanity....

You've got to be kidding: Man dons hooves and lives as a GOAT

ONE man was curious about what life was like as a goat – so he decided to live among them.

Entertainment | It doesn't get any better...

A fat cat on a treadmill under water

Trying to lose some weight. The original unedited video.

News | News

£200m ship possibly to be named Boaty McBoatface thanks to an online poll

The British public have decided to christen this magnificent ship with a ridiculous name

Humor | Funny Stuff

Teenagers React to Windows 95, Can't Imagine the Hardships | Digital Trends

None of today's teens were alive for the launch of Windows 95. Watch a few react to that operating system, and mid-90s technology, in this video.

News | Interesting Stuff

37 Amazing Chalkboard Signs Outside Restaurants That Are Hilarious AF

Chalkboard signs. The only little creative space (yes I'm being sarcastic) that restaurant owners use to lure hungry customers into their humble shacks. Bu

Humor | Humor

The X-Men face off against Donald Trump in fan trailer

Whatever your feelings about Donald Trump are, you have to admit he'd make a pretty powerful mutant.

Politics | Politics

Watch John Oliver Annihilate Donald Trump, Re-Brand 'Drumpf' | Rolling Stone

John Oliver took aim at Donald Trump on 'Last Week Tonight,' rebranding the Republican frontrunner 'Donald Drumpf.'

Music | Music

19 Things Only Beatles Fans Will Find Funny

Because sometimes, all you need is LOLz...and to "move like Lennon."

Humor | Because we all need a laugh

Of Course Donald Trump Is a Terrible Christian

Even this nonbeliever can recognize a Pharisee when he sees one

Miscellaneous | Random shit

“Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties”: Meet the looniest politician in Texas (and that’s saying something)

Bat-shit nuts candidates are everywhere in Texas -- and sometimes even win. This year, there's a special case

Miscellaneous | Other Stuff

33 things that will definitely happen to you when moving to Chicago

Your first year after moving to Chicago can be full of surprises, but the following are all pretty much guaranteed

Humor | Funny Stuff

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Hilariously Summarized and Made Fun of in 90 seconds

Crude summaries of Star Wars are always great but here’s an especially silly one from Movie Blast. Instead of just simplifying the story (which it does), it also pokes fun of the movie and in turn, skewers all of us at the same time. Rey becomes Ray Rom

Sports | My Sporting News

The Best Super Bowl Memes & Photoshops | Terez Owens

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Politics | The circus we run our country with

29 funniest reactions from comedians to the final (and Trump-less) GOP debate before Iowa.

This was it, folks! The last Republican debate before the pivotal Iowa caucus next week. Donald Trump opted not to participate, holding a rally of his own a few blocks away, and the lack of Big Orange

Entertainment | Entertainment

WATCH: Nothing Can Prepare You For THE CHICKENING | Birth.Movies.Death.

Directors Nick DenBoer and Davy Force have created something you simply have to see to believe.

Pets & Animals | Dogs & Other Animals

17 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get A Weimaraner

Think this regal looking hound is the right dog for you? If you're going to get a Weimaraner think again. Save yourself a huge mistake and read this...

Miscellaneous | Random shit

Man Fitted With Bionic Penis Will Lose His Virginity To An Award-Winning Sex Worker

Mohammed Abad has arranged to meet with Charlotte Rose for dinner in London.

Politics | Politics

Taking Bialystock of Donald Trump | Bleader | Chicago Reader

Can Larry David help us understand Donald Trump? This isn't working for Donald Trump, and I'm concerned about him. No matter what he does he can't stop running for president.

Music | Music

The Beatles - Christmas Record 1963

HO ! GOOD KING WENCELAS LOOKED OUT ON THE FEAST OF STEPHEN, HO ! AS THE SLOW RAY ROUND ABOUT DEEP AND CRISP AND CRISPY. BRIGHTLY SHOW THE BOOT LAST NIGHT ON ...

Entertainment | Star Wars

AT-AT DAY AFTERNOON

When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got... A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker. Music by Blithe Field http://www.myspace.com/swa...

Entertainment | Star Wars

Darth Vader daily life photos by Paweł Kadysz | BGR

When Darth Vader isn’t using the force to battle his own son or punish disobedient soldiers under his command, when he’s not blowing up stars, and when he’s not chasing rebels, he probably has a pretty mundane life.

Miscellaneous | Other Kinds of Whatnot

Dad accidentally films his entire Vegas vacation in selfie mode

A man on his vacation in Las Vegas accidentally films the entire trip in selfie-mode. Of course, his son posted the whole video on YouTube.

Miscellaneous | Fun Stuff

11 Things That Happen When You Look Much Younger Than You Are | Sarah Bourassa

But even though I feel like I'm getting closer to my 30s, I often get mistaken for an 18-year-old. Such is the dilemma of a woman who looks younger than she is.

Miscellaneous | Los Angeles Stuff

The 10 Most Shameful Things to Admit in Los Angeles | L.A. Weekly

Los Angeles is one of the most diverse cities in the world. Unfortunately, that diversity doesn't always extend to its opinions. This is a city that has...

Entertainment | Movies & Other Stuff

A Jeopardy! contestant made Alex Trebek say the words “Turd Ferguson” · Newswire · The A.V. Club

Alex Trebek seems like a nice man; he smiles, he speaks in a soft tone, he changes up his facial hair on a relaxing, generational scale. He certainly doesn’t seem to deserve the enduring nightmare that was forced upon him when Will Ferrell, Norm Macdonald, Darrell Hammond, and a team of Saturday Night Live writers brought the show’s “Celebrity Jeopardy” series of sketches to life.

Humor | Humor

Things No Self-Respecting Adult Should Be Doing on Facebook

Welcome to the Internet in the 21st century: where teenagers pretend to be 30-year-olds, and 30-year-olds act like teenagers.

Humor | Funny Stuff

10 Cruel Celebrity Cutaways From ‘Family Guy’

The meanest (and funniest) jokes 'Family Guy' has made at the expense of famous people.

Humor | Funny Stuff

Bank of Canada urges ‘Star Trek’ fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers | Dangerous Minds

  Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop “Spocking” its five dollar bills. Since Leonard Nimoy’s death, Canadian folks have been “Spocking” the hell out of the five dollar bill that features a portrait of Canada’s seventh prim

Humor | Humor

21 Ways The Iowa State Fair Is Utterly Baffling To A British Person - BuzzFeed News

It's time for the Iowa State Fair. BuzzFeed UK's Jim Waterson attempts to understand U.S. politics...

Family & Parenting | Parenting

Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Humor | Humor

Supercut of how comedians take down their hecklers has a 2-drink minimum · Great Job, Internet! · The A.V. Club

Sure being a stand-up comedian isn’t as hard as, say, digging ditches. But it does come with a few notable downsides: Weird hours, little structure, the crippling anxiety of having to be funny, and, of course, hecklers

History | Chicago History

Statue Stories has David Schwimmer, Steve Carell, others giving voice to Chicago

It would almost be enough to have your cellphone ring and the identifying text say there's an incoming call from "Abraham Lincoln," or "Benito Juarez," or "Cloud Gate." That's a screenshot worth saving.

Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY

21 things New Yorkers say and what they really mean

Like politicians running for office or characters in romantic comedies, New Yorkers don't always say what they really mean. (For instance: that guy's apartment is...

Music | Music

‘True story’ behind ‘Jessie’s Girl’ | My Rick Springfield crush

When MTV debuted 34 years ago - on Aug. 1, 1981 - "Jessie's Girl" was the No. 1 song in the country. And for 34 years, music fans everywhere have wondered - "Was there really a Jessie's girl?" This week, Jimmy Kimmel unearthed never-b

Humor | Funny Stuff

Tour De France Won By Rowdy, Tattooed Biker From Harley Davidson Team - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

PARIS—In what many are calling the single most dominant performance in the 112-year history of the event, the 2015 Tour de France was won Sunday by Jason “Scab” Vickerson of the Harley Davidson Team.

Travel | Travel

The Brooklyn of Every State

Which 'hood in your state is a fixie and Mason jar mecca?

Humor | Humor

Tips For Cheaper Airfare - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Whether the busy travel season, fuel prices, or airline collusion is to blame, airfare is currently very pricey, making traveling more difficult. The Onion walks you through some ways to reduce the cost of flying:

Entertainment | Entertainment

IGGY POP, GRACE JONES + HENRY ROLLINS ARE IN THIS BATSHIT INSANE SILENT MOVIE

So this is a bit of a crazy one - Iggy Pop, Grace Jones, Henry Rollins and Eagles of Death Metal's Jesse Hughes are all signed up to star in

Humor | Humor

Comic Book Fans Adamant That Human Torch Be Played By Actor Whose Body Actually Engulfed In Flames - The Onion - America

WASHINGTON—Expressing their frustration with the casting for the new Fantastic Four film, comic book fans across the country were reportedly adamant Monday that the superhero the Human Torch should be played by an actor who is actually engulfed in flames.

Family & Parenting | Parenting

Funniest Parenting Tweets: The Dads Addition!

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Our guest

Humor | Humor

Working Artist Has Developed Thick Skin For Sound Career Advice - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

RICHMOND, VA—Refusing to let constructive, practical advice get him down, painter-sculptor Marcus Chilton told reporters Wednesday that he has developed pretty thick skin for the countless pieces of sound career guidance that friends and family have attempted to give him over the last five years.

Humor | Humor

Good News! Walmart Fixes Everything by Playing Less Canadian Music | NOISEY

The first step in making sure your employees are happy is to not play any more Celine Dion or Justin Bieber.

Politics | Interesting Links

WATCH: Obama Supporters Sign Petition to Nuke Russia

In a recent political "experiment," journalist and political activist Mark Dice asked fellow San Diegans if they'd be willing to sign "President Barack Obama’s new plan" to nuke Russia. The result Dice described as "disturbing." To his surprise, nearly every "Obama zombie" went along with it.

Architecture & Interior Design | Decorating & Design

31 Things You're Not Allowed to Have in Your Apartment After You Turn 30 | Supercompressor

You can get away with living the grimy college life for a few years after graduation, but once the big 3-0 rolls around, it's time to get serious about ditching that duct tape-patched Papasan and beer bong. If you're confused about what exactly needs to b

Humor | Humor

New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

MOUNT STERLING, KY—Declaring the event a rousing success so far, organizers confirmed more than 45,000 people turned out Wednesday for the first annual Cavalcade Folk and Roots Festival, a four-day gathering that consists solely of a big empty field to do drugs in.

Science & Technology | Technology

Affirmations? on the App Store on iTunes

Need a supportive, subversive, or often meaningless affirmation? This application will deliver a dose of what you need to reach your zen state. Click open and touch the feel button to get your wisdom. Facebook to share this affirmation with your friends and family.

Humor | Humor

FDA Approves Tranquilizer Darts That Put Kids To Sleep

The Food and Drug Association (FDA) has announced this morning that it has approved pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson’s request to produce and sell tranquilizer dart guns specially developed to put kids to sleep. The alleged new medical device would allow parents to put a child to sleep within 4 seconds, and is said to have no serious longterm consequences on the child’s health.

Humor | Humor

'Avengers' parody reveals the worst evil of all: Conference calls

Nick Fury deals with an unruly conference call in this 'Avengers' parody by YouTube user Pixelspersecond.

Humor | Humor

College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Idea

BOSTON—Saying that such a dialogue was essential to the college’s academic mission, Trescott University president Kevin Abrams confirmed Monday that the school encourages a lively exchange of one idea.

Business & Finance | Advertising/Marketing

Christopher Walken explains why the Apple Watch is your birthright

A parody of the Apple Watch ads featuring Christopher Walken's creepy monologue from 'Pulp Fiction'.

News | News

67 more things I love about Israel | Benji Lovitt | The Blogs | The Times of Israel

It’s that time of year again, when comedian Benji Lovitt lists things he loves about Israel, and......

Miscellaneous | Other Kinds of Whatnot

Why You Should Get Free Pizza For Flight Delays

Last Sunday, my cross-country flight got delayed. I was ready to stab someone’s thigh with a butter knife. And then they gave us pizza. Tables and tables, just full of pizza. I became happy, and stabbed nobody.This should happen all the time.

Humor | Humor

Plan For Future Still Involves Drumming For Lifehouse | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

SOUTH BEND, IN—Fifteen years after first envisioning the path he hoped his professional life would take, local man Brent Gibbs is still planning his future around being the drummer for Los Angeles-based alternative rock band Lifehouse, sources confi...

Humor | Humor

“Mad Men” Cartoon Countdown: The Seventh- and Sixth-to-Last Episodes - The New Yorker

The first and second installments of a very thorough series of recaps of AMC’s “Mad Men,” the final season.

Miscellaneous | Interesting Links

What Has Hank The Dog So Petrified?

There comes a time in every dog's life when fear must be met with bravery. This is one of those times, sort of. In a scene straight out of "The Blair Witch Project," Hank the dog confronts a terrible, frightening monster. The looming sen...

Humor | Humor

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the

Science & Technology | Tech

13 Things Every Early Cell Phone User Remembers

"My MIDI ringtone is better than yours." You’ll never experience any of these again thanks to Best Buy, where you can get the best plans,...

Humor | Humor

Apple Fans Demand Other Products They Can Feel Directly Against Skin At All Times | The Onion - America's Finest News So

SAN FRANCISCO—Following Monday’s unveiling of the highly anticipated Apple Watch, fans of Apple across the nation reportedly called on the company to manufacture more products that they can feel pressed against their skin at all times.

Humor | Humor

Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

VIENNA—Asserting the Middle Eastern nation’s right to a safe, peaceful energy program, members of the Iranian diplomatic team attempted to seek more favorable terms of a deal with the P5+1 global powers while openly assembling a nuclear weapon...

Humor | Humor

Siblings Quietly Relieved Oldest Brother Setting Bar So Low | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

CHARLOTTE, NC—Explaining how the 25-year-old’s personal and academic shortcomings had made their relationship with their parents far easier, siblings Eric and Theresa Conrad confided to reporters Friday that they were quietly relieved their ol...